When you see the tap dancer dancing, tapping all around
On the walls and on the floor and on the ceiling upside down
That's entertainment, that's entertainment, that's entertainment
What would you call it?

A woman is in danger of falling off a cliff
And her blouse gets torn and her skirt falls of
And he prays he can get to her first
That's entertainment, that's entertainment, that's entertainment
What would you call it?

Sometimes it makes you happy
Sometimes it makes you cry
Sometimes it makes you wonder if you even want to try
That's entertainment, that's entertainment, that's entertainment
What would you call it?