"Good morning, today we will make ramen
Very exciting! Let's start, shall we?"

Yo,
I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate, in the bigger quantities it counts as rape
When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face

If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method:
Crack it open, throw it in a pan and let it cook, bitch
Now, that's a real education, fuck books!

If you wanna make in college, acknowledge all the flavors
That be dropping mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody wants a piece of me will have to get this ramen first

Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher, ha
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker

And iIm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an african
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen