Eb  Ab  Eb  Ab

[Verse 1]
Eb
Wish you'd talk more about yourself (said no one ever)
Ab                        Eb
Treat me to a motel (said no one ever)
Eb
Show me your prison cell (said no one ever)
Ab
Yeah, love is always real on reality TV
Eb                     Eb
Sucks to be rich (said no one ever)
Ab
Oh, I love politics (said no one ever)
Eb
Make the beat more slick (said no one ever)
Ab                            Eb
My Heisman and my Grammy came so damn easy

[Chorus]
Eb         Ab                 Eb
I, I don't need your love and affection
     Ab        Cm             Ab              Eb
Your undivided attention when we're together (we're together)
Eb         Ab                      Eb        Ab               Cm
I, I don't need to be your one and only, I'm happier when I'm lonely
      Ab                   Eb
Don't want love to last forever

Said no one ever
Eb               Ab
Said no one ever
     Eb
Said no one ever

Said no one ever
     Ab          Eb
Said no one ever


[Verse 2]
Eb                       N.C.
Bring back the payphone, wait
            Ab                    Eb
Who are The Rolling Stones? (said no one ever)

More Drakkar cologne (said no one ever)
      Ab
Yeah, everybody here can't wait for Monday

[Chorus]
Eb         Ab                 Eb
I, I don't need your love and affection
     Ab        Cm             Ab              Eb
Your undivided attention when we're together (we're together)
Eb         Ab                      Eb        Ab               Cm
I, I don't need to be your one and only, I'm happier when I'm lonely
      Ab                   Eb
Don't want love to last forever

Said no one ever
Eb               Ab
Said no one ever
     Eb
Said no one ever

Said no one ever
     Ab          Eb
Said no one ever


[Bridge]
             Eb                     Ab
I wish you'd kiss me less, leave me hanging by a thread
         Eb                    Ab
Leave my heart in a mess, said no one ever

No one ever


[Chorus]
Eb         Ab                 Eb
I, I don't need your love and affection
     Ab        Cm             Ab              Eb
Your undivided attention when we're together (we're together)
Eb         Ab                      Eb        Ab               Cm
I, I don't need to be your one and only, I'm happier when I'm lonely
      Ab                   Eb
Don't want love to last forever

Said no one ever
Eb               Ab
Said no one ever
     Eb
Said no one ever

Said no one ever
     Ab          Eb
Said no one ever


[Outro]
Eb
Wish you'd talk more about yourself (said no one ever)
         Ab                Eb
Treat me to a motel  (said no one ever)

Show me your prison cell  (said no one ever)
     Ab           Eb
Said no one ever,     whatever (hold)