D          F#m         Bm
E|------2-2-2-----2-2--------2-2-2-----|
B|------3-3-------2-2-2------3-3-------|
G|----2-2-2-------2-2--------4-4-------|
D|--0---0-0-------4-4------4-4-4-------|
A|--------------4--------2-------------|
E|------------2------------------------|

   D7     G             Bm A7
E|--2--0------3------3--2------0-0-0-----0-0-0--|
B|--1--1------0h1p0--0--3------2-2-------2-2----|
G|--2--2------0------0--4------0-0-------0-0----|
D|------------0------0--4----2-2-2-----2-2-2----|
A|----------2-----------2--0---------0----------|
E|--------3-------------------------------------|

[Repeat for verse]

All the kids are filing out,
but I'm just showing up
for my first day at work.

I've always loved large animals
and I'm really into robots
and those are just two of the perks.

Look,
There's Bonnie the Bunny
Freddy the Bear
Chica the Chicken
Or is she a duck...?
I don't care, it's the whole gang.

Don't worry guys I'm gonna keep you safe...
Look at my eyes, everything's gonna be okay...
Uh, oh ok, you can stop looking into my eyes,
it's getting kind of creepy...

Ring ring, ring ring
-Oh I'm getting a call, put it on speaker
Hello, hello friend
welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria!
It's your first day on the job
I just wanted to call up and say
you are in no danger!
No danger whatsoever!
Nothing bad could ever happen to you here,
you are not going to be killed in any way
by any of the animatronics.
They're not going to drag you away,
they're not going to stuff you in any Freddy Fazbear suit.
*Your eyes aren't going to explode ou-
-Excuse me?
Yes?
-If I may, um, jump in
-the part about killing me, could you clarify that?
I'm sorry, this is a pre-recorded message
you can't ask me any questions.
Anyway this is a whole bunch of elaborate backstory** to basically
set up a game that's just going to jump scare you over and over again
so the whole world can see what a man baby you are and scream like a little girl!
Also, you should probably close that door...

[*= A7 part 3x instead of 2x]
[**= keep repeating A7 part, till the end of the verse]

[Now just chords]
Bm
Chica's in the window
F#m
Bonnie's leaning in
G
and judging by that camera
A7
Freddy's not my friend.

Bm
They don't look so happy
F#m
but nothing can go wrong
G
if I keep both of these doors down
A7 ~
and all of the lights on...

[Slide down on E-string]

-The power's gone.
D
Five Nights at Freddy's
Bm
gettin' 120 a week
F#m
and they're not even responsible for dismemberment
A7
or injury!

D
I only need one night to know
Bm
that I don't want night two
F#m
or have my body mangled, crushed and stuffed
A7
inside a Freddy Fazbear suit!

D
I'm not working five nights at Freddy's!
Bm
I'm quitting this job!
F#m
Who wants minimum wage
A7
to get murdered by a robot mob?

D
I only need one night to know
Bm
that I don't want night two
F#m ~
or have my eyes pertrude out of the eyeholes
A7 ~
of an animatronic suit.....