Em                           A7sus2
He have a big red nose and a silver tooth
    Cmaj7                                Bm7
His hands are black and blue with lots of prison tattoos
   Em                               A7sus2
He cries about his father when he's sniffing on glue
           Cmaj7                        Bm7
He's never had a steady job, and he has syphilis too
   Em                              A7sus2
He wears his granny's jacket and a Burger King crown
   Cmaj7                    Bm7
He lives in a factory on the shit side of town
Em                                     A7sus2
He likes to think that he can play the washtub bass
   Cmaj7                    Bm7
He carries cans of cider in a pillow case

[Chorus]
    Em                A7sus2
Hey mister, I want to know-ow
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?
          Em                         A7sus2
You got a chipped tooth, you live in Soho
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?
            Em        A7sus2
Hey mister, I want to know-ow
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?
          Em              A7sus2
You got a push bike and a broke nose
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?
   Em                           A7sus2
He smokes cigars and drinks in bars with elderly men
      Cmaj7                                 Bm7
He'll tell you 'bout himself and then he'll tell you again
   Em                           A7sus2
He moved to the city to make it big
         Cmaj7                          Bm7
But that only works for people who have talent or skill
   Em                                   A7sus2
He wears a woolly hat in June and never washes himself
   Cmaj7                          Bm7
He only calls his mother when he's looking for help
   Em                                   A7sus2
He values his opinion so he writes it on walls
            Cmaj7                          Bm7
He's always shouting shit at traffic when he's grabbing his balls
 Em                    A7sus2
He won't wear socks or pants that fit
   Cmaj7                        Bm7
He liked a lot of people just before they were shit
    Em                               A7sus2
He spent a month in Brooklyn, now he talks like a Yank
             Cmaj7                        Bm7
He likes to carry 'round a journal, but the pages are blank

[Chorus]
    Em                A7sus2
Hey mister, I want to know-ow
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?
          Em                         A7sus2
You got a chipped tooth, you live in Soho
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?
            Em        A7sus2
Hey mister, I want to know-ow
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?
          Em              A7sus2
You got a push bike and a broke nose
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?

       Em              A7sus2
He wears Old Spice, he sleeps all day
   Cmaj7                        Bm7
He kinda raped a woman, and he quotes Tom Waits
    Em                              A7sus2
His fingernails are filthy, but his moustache is styled
     Cmaj7                             Bm7
He's somewhere in his thirties, but he acts like a child

[Chorus]
    Em                A7sus2
Hey mister, I want to know-ow
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?
          Em                         A7sus2
You got a chipped tooth, you live in Soho
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?
            Em        A7sus2
Hey mister, I want to know-ow
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?
          Em              A7sus2
You got a push bike and a broke nose
          Cmaj7        Bm7
Are you a hipster or a hobo?


[Outro]
Em         A7sus2
Hipster or hobo?
           Cmaj7
Hipster or hobo?
Bm7
Yeah
Em         A7sus2
Hipster or hobo?
           Cmaj7
Hipster or hobo?
Bm7
Yeah
Em         A7sus2
Hipster or hobo?
           Cmaj7
Hipster or hobo?
Bm7
Yeah
Em         A7sus2
Hipster or hobo?
           Cmaj7
Hipster or hobo?
Bm7
Yeah


Em         A7sus2
Hipster or hobo?
           Cmaj7
Hipster or hobo?
Bm7
obo?
           Cmaj7
Hipster or hobo?
Bm7

Em         A7sus2
Hipster or hobo?
           Cmaj7
Hipster or hobo?
Bm7
Yeah